(If you are liberal and believe that separation of Church and State is specifically spelled out in the Constitution [and please provide the exact section wherein that is stated] and refuse to allow anyone working in the commercial profession to say "Merry Christmas" and force them to say "Happy Holiday", please skip down to below the line...)

Well, my Bride and I have finished our annual task of assisting Santa and Mrs. Claus with their local visits before returning to the North Pole. Today, Bride is preparing one of her finest meals for my only childhood friend and her hubby... she is so wonderful to do so! This has become a Christmas tradition for us, and one I truly appreciate...

I have this week off (until Friday, anyway) to enjoy the Christmas season. Last night we took our annual Tour of Lights to see all the bright, festive, and woohoo Christmas lights displays in our area. There were so many displays of the Nativity, and many many Santas next to the Holy Family in the displays (as is our yard!). The nice thing about being in the Bible Belt is that we still believe in what Christmas is truly about, unlike the governor of Washington...

In honor of Senator Barack HUSSEIN (emphasis by Rev. Jeremiah Wright) Obama and the liberal Democrat Party in their successful control of the Executive and Legislative Branches of Congress, I have some secular paid day off thoughts for all of you liberals...

1. New secular paid day off song, as presented by the Rev. Jeremiah Wright: "I wish you a God D**m Christmas, it's in the Bible!"
2. New secular day television special on MSNBC: "The Algore Global Warming Secular Paid Day Off Special". This first-time special hit a record in the Nielsons: one viewer (Algore), who was snowed in and could only watch one channel on his TV as the other cable frequencies were blocked.
3. Another new secular paid day off song, as presented by Bill Clinton: "I'm having a blue dress secular paid day off, without you (around any more)"...
4. Any store in which Joe Biden shops, I hope that there are no secular paid day off price reductions so that he can pay the maximum in sales taxes as is his Patriotic duty.
5. To that atheist who put up that offensive sign next to the Nativity scene at the Washington statehouse, I hope he is working on the secular paid day off without overtime pay.

Well, that's all I have for now. It's hard to feel secular day off-ly when I'm in a good Christmas Season mood. Merry Christmas to all!... and Happy Secular Paid Day Off to all liberals who are continuing to get God removed from everything American!